Steve Jobs Hates Android Porn, Loves iPhone Pooping

Steve vs Droid

Android crashes WWDC in this parody of Avenue Q‘s “The Internet is for Porn.” from DogSniffingBomb.com

What is there not to love about this video? From Steve Jobs getting Yo’ Mama dissed by a porn Droid, to the mere inclusion of an insider IT poop joke, you can’t not like this. There is one glaring problem though; I haven’t stopped singing this tune since.

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In case you’re not familiar with Avenue Q and The Internet is for Porn… here’s the original theatrical sensation and some of the biggest viral hits it spawned.

The Internet is for Porn – Avenue Q Original

The Internet is for Porn – Sesame Street Style!

World of Warcraft – The Internet is for Porn

We know, we know. The long-lasting life of an internet meme, right? As a closing, here’s a special request from the creators of the Android Porn is for Porn video.

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Someone please make this app for reals. We’ve been giggling about it for a week now. The icon is yours to use.

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14 Responses to “Steve Jobs Hates Android Porn, Loves iPhone Pooping”

  1. @PirateNinjaBot June 10, 2010 at 06:52 #

    High Yar!!! Thar be Fap in them thar Droids Ahoy!

  2. Chu Budd June 14, 2010 at 09:45 #

    Thats lovely stuff you have written up on this blog. Had been looking for articles on this everywhere. Nice work

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